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saya:

Devon Aiderdale, 40 tahun, pria, heteroseksual

Dari:

Barnstaple, Inggris

Mencari:

Wanita, heteroseksual

Bahasa:

Bahasa Inggris, Bahasa Perancis, Bahasa Italia

Pekerjaan:

Lawyer

Hubungan:

Lajang

Agama:

Ateis

Merokok:

Tidak pernah

Minum:

Beberapa kali seminggu

Tanda bintang:

Virgo

Seperti apa penampilanku

Etnis:

Putih

Jenis badan:

Besar

Panjang rambut:

Medium

Warna rambut:

Merah

Warna mata:

Hijau

Tinggi:

6 kaki 3 in (190 cm)

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Fantastically wealthy, devastatingly handsome, obscenely intelligent, fabulous in bed, a wit on par with Oscar Wilde, a gentleman in the lounge, a cook in the kitchen, a rampant stallion in the bedroom, and an outrageous liar!!!!

I like amateur porno myself. It's so much more *honest* than the professionally staged stuff and often the folks in it you can actually understand why they have such a bone-on for each other.

I like women with a fiery spirit and nice big hips also that you can grab onto.

I like writing and I consider myself an aspiring novelist. However it's legal thrillers that's my bag, not porno stories. Sorry!

Although to be fair, practicing law is a lot like sex - they both start with clandestine meetings in dark corners, and end up with someone being fucked. Wouldn't you agree?

(Please note that if someone from the Law Society is reading this, then no, I do not have any sexual relations with my clients. I am well aware you get struck off if you fuck them more than once!)

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I think you represented me in court. Your fantastic lies got me off Scot free.

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DevonAiderdale Host 8 tahun lalu

I wish Julia would fuck off forever, the spamming cretin.

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creative13 10 tahun lalu

god mike was so high

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creative13 11 tahun lalu

Hate returning and finding a blantant (and rather ironic_) misspelling in our last post (given that we said we're writers): here instead of hear. *sigh* Hope your day is grand. M&JB ps send us a draft of that story, please. we're curious.

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creative13 11 tahun lalu

Love your practicing law is a lot like sex." (and can tell you're a writer because you didn't jam a and lot together!) We're writers over here. Ever here this one? Writing is like prostitution: First you do it for your own pleasure, then you do it for others' pleasures, then you do it for money. We enjoyed perusing your site this eve. Like the niches you are into. M&JB

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rebels75q 12 tahun lalu

Thanks for the comment.

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egines 13 tahun lalu

I think your comment: RE: "Bookworm" It's "The Elfstones of Shannara" by Terry Brooks. should be for our friend riobamba... Greetings from Bavaria!

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riobamba 13 tahun lalu

I have made a blog post with a link to those dirty letters from 1909 and quoted you as the source. Thanks for the link.

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riobamba 14 tahun lalu

Yes, indeed my photo of my girlfriend looks like 'L'Origine du monde' by Gustave Courbet. We have just finished making love and she was lying exhausted after her orgasms. Pls tell me about that James Joyce quote. Which book ?

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riobamba 14 tahun lalu

You *were* pulling our leg w/ this quote weren't you ? "Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly." - James Joyce.

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cranfordmason 14 tahun lalu

Thanks for your comments. I think the Australian women can actually think of sex, especially solo, as an art form. We need to adopt that perspective more in the U.S.

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elNinho 15 tahun lalu

But isn't that fucker Cowell best known for fucking people over?

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elNinho 15 tahun lalu

I never used a condom in my life and somehow don't think I'll be starting anytime soon. I'd heard that Interwebs were used for other strange purposes but never believed it. I'm not a thicko - that's just bollocks :)

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elNinho 15 tahun lalu

sorry that should be (after Catherine Tate) 'whaadda fackin libberty'

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elNinho 15 tahun lalu

'Ackney?...bleedin 'Ackney? Cor luvva duck mate. 'Ows yer bleedin farver me ol' China? An wiv all that mallarkey 'ow d'yer do for a bit of owsyerfarver? Wot a bleedin libberty

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elNinho 15 tahun lalu

Well fuck me sideways! Errr...that's NOT a request! :) Well, where have you been then - shagging Heather? She's still here ya know, and that luscious little pussy is looking well and truly used and abused :) http://xhamster.com/movies/259680/amateur_heather.html http://xhamster.com/movies/259683/amateur_heather_2.html http://xhamster.com/movies/259682/amateur_heather_3.html Busy at the moment taking the piss out of Scabitchen here http://xhamster.com/user/Grievance-Page

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ONce u try BBW you will never go back ! Their bodies are built for fucking!

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elNinho 16 tahun lalu

Bloody hell! Where have you been? Not shagging Heather by any chance?

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Sabinchen 16 tahun lalu

Hallo ,nice Avatar

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Real_No_Fake 16 tahun lalu

Hi honey, i am new here,look at my profile look at my avatar this are my real boobs make a comment make me your friend thanks!

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fcukman69 16 tahun lalu

thanks,bit of a mystery????

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fcukman69 16 tahun lalu

hi,any idea what's happend to Heather?

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elNinho 16 tahun lalu

You know what they say - using a feather is just kinky, using the whole chicken is downright perverted! btw - sorry I keep cumming on your page - it's just that Heather's here! I've got her surrounded - just hope I don't splash her!

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elNinho 16 tahun lalu

Ever heard of Mary Whitehouse? She was ne granny! heh heh

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elNinho 16 tahun lalu

Hmmmm...could be something in that. With the right casting it could even be mainstream if it was toned down just a little bit. I know a couple of 'Angels' and I'll give them the heads up! It's not worth leaving their money in the bank or putting it in shares or property at the moment.

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elNinho 16 tahun lalu

The James Joyce - fuckin brilliant mate - and a master stroke! heh heh

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